Today is my birthday. I am 37 today.
I started off the day by going for a run with Van Halen (stop teasing me) turned up to
11 on my iPod. Then I had an awesome fruit 'n' oatmeal birthday breakfast (you eat what you like, I'll eat I like!) made by my beautiful and very pregnant wife. Presents from the kidlets - Gwendolyn made me one of her custom cards complete with My Little Pony portrait on the inside. What's a birthday without My Little Pony?
I do feel young today.
However, I'm not going to pretend I'm 27 like those people who are always "turning 27" even when they're 50 (elbow-wink-nudge-nudge, ha ha). That always makes me feel creeped out when somebody does that, as if we're all in on the little joke but maybe there's a smidgen of a chance they're fooling someone at the party.
No way, man. I'm 37. I don't feel 37 (I don't feel tardy). I'm not even sure what that's supposed to feel like. In some ways I feel younger than I did ten years ago, like some of that anxious worry-weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I have my days, of course (ask Jenni), but generally I feel better than ever.
I was counting my blessings this morning on the toilet. I had time, I wasn't going anywhere. These are not in any particular order.
1. Toilet. Some people don't have toilets. If I was camping, I sure would want a toilet. Since I'm not camping, I'm very thankful for my little private room with a flushing toilet. I'm not even going to get into the blessings of having a magazine rack.
2. DVDs. I can watch a movie any time I want. I have over 100 to choose from, not including old TV shows. I don't even need a TV, I can watch them on my laptop if I want.
3. Keys. I only have three keys on my keyring, which means it doesn't make my pocket all bulgy and pull my pants down.
4. I don't have a car. I don't need a car right now and I don't want a car right now. So, not having a car is pretty cool. One less thing to keep track of. Don't get me wrong, I love cars. Nothing like a big, shiny red muscle car with a stripe down the hood, black vinyl seats, an engine that rumbles low and gets 3 mpg. I just can't use one right now.
5. I have a beautiful wife who loves me and makes incredible baked goods and children. I mean, she bakes the goods, not the children. She makes the children. Top-quality, too.
6. No financial worries. If you've had them like I've had, then you can appreciate how not having them is a very relaxing thing. I don't have wealth hoarded in the Caymans, but I can get a cup of coffee or some new shoes any time I feel like it.
7. I showed my kids Paris. OK, not exactly a blessing, but that was pretty cool.
8. I can do a handstand. This also relates to #3, which makes it much easier when they fall out.
9. I have the ability to create music and art anytime I want.
10. Hey. Free blog.
11. My kids are more creative, intelligent, and fun than I ever imagined them to be. They are already smarter than I am in some ways and that's a relief.
12. Free birthday coffee from Caribou today.
Plenty more of these will come to me throughout the day, I'm sure. I can't spend all day in the bathroom.
In 37 years I've lived in 21 different places, including six U.S. states and one foreign country. I've been shot, flown secret government cargo, swam in the ocean with dolphins, seen the Arctic Circle, animated for a TV show, acted in a movie with Mel Gibson, ridden my motorcycle through a building, seen original works by Picasso, Pollock, Van Gogh, DaVinci, and Hopper up close and personal, celebrated New Year's on the Champs Elysee', married my high school love, had two perfect kids, ready to have another, cheated death countless times, been on the bottom of the totem pole and the top, lived in NYC with Central Park as my backyard, climbed desert mountains, have met and count as friends some of the most creative and fun people on the planet, and having chocolate cake tonight will be damn exciting.